So Watt

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Don't be afraid.
It's quite all right
to howl it out
that Wattpad's shite.

It's fine to support
your JCBs.
No need to grovel
on your knees.

Who's afraid
to speak their mind
should pull the turd
from their behind,

not tug their forelock,
gulp, and say
"Well they hung me right way up at least
yesterday.

Wonderful people these Ambassadors and admins
Everythings fair;
and if you don't agree
you should get out of their hair."

What a sad case of worms
and bootlickers -
restore your spirits;
pull up your knickers.

Get a grip:
complaining's a function.
Protest doesn't need the scaredyment of
some extreme unction.

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