OQ ONESHOTS

Irresistable

   "What dress should I wear tonight Robin?" Regina asked as she tore her closet apart trying to find the perfect outfit for tonight. They were going with Emma and Killian to a nice restaurant in a bigger city near storybrooke. "Wear the one that makes you look irresistible." He said with a smirk. "You know, the one that highlights your butt." He said coming over and slapping it. "I can't find it." She said as she slapped his butt back as she made her way across the room. She was looking for it in the clothes hamper, when she remembered Emma had borrowed it a few days ago for something else. "Shit." She said getting robins attention. "What's wrong love?" He said walking over.  "I forgot I let Emma borrow it a few nights ago. What else should I wear?"
"Wear the one that's black and stops just above your knees. That one accentuates your butt too," he said smiling. "Why do you have such a thing with my butt?" She said laughing, going back to her closet to find that dress. "Because look at it! I would say you have the hottest, and maybe even biggest butt in storybrooke." He said moving to stand by her. "It's irresistible," He said squeezing it.
"Your such a boy" she said laughing going back to her closet searching. After about seven more minutes, and a lot of butt comments, she finally found the dress and put it on.
      "Hot damn. She look amazing woman" he said grabbing her and kissing her on the lips. "You look irresistible" he said smiling. "Thank you theif, but we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Are you ready?" She said bending over, giving Robin the view that he wanted, and after she got no answer she turned her head, "Robin! Stop staring at my ass and answer me" she said laughing as she stood up. "I'm all ready milady. Let's go " he said as he walked out, but not before he slapped her ass again. "Irresistible" he said as he walked out of their room.

I hope you liked this fluff chapter. I tried to make it kind of humorous cause a lot of my other stuff is kind of depressing. Thanks for taking time to read this! It really does mean a lot!