OQ ONESHOTS

4 Letter Word

"Robin come down here!" Regina yelled mortified at what she had just heard come out of her two year olds mouth. They were playing on the floor of the living room when Decklan dropped his toy and said the 4 letter word.
"Whats wrong?" He walked over to were they were sitting and sat down with them. "Do you know what your son just said?" She asked with an angry expression on her face.
"I'm assuming something bad by the look on your face. Am I right"
"Yes you're right. He was playing with his batman toy and dropped it on accident and said it." She looked at the little boy who was scared to death of Regina.
"Well are you gonna tell me what he said?" Robin asked taking his son in his arms.
"Well put him down and come closer. I don't want him to hear me say it." He put Decklan down and scooted towards Regina. "He said.."
"Fuck!" The little boy yelled before Regina could even tell Robin. "No! Do not say that Deckaln, That's a bad word!" She took the toy he had dropped again and put it in the couch were he couldn't reach it, making him cry. "I told you not to say that again and you did so you get to lose your toy." Decklan started to cry and ran to try to get the toy back from his mother. "Decklan stop it. You're not getting that back today and if you keep it up you won't get it tomorrow either. Robin help me," she was holding him back from getting on the couch so he couldn't get it again. "Decklan come here," Robin said trying to get him to calm down. "No! I w-want m-my batm-man toy! Mama g-give it back!" Tears were streaming down his face as he continued to try to get his toy back. "Decklan when you say bad words you get in trouble. Come on if you keep it up your gonna get in more trouble bud." Robin said trying to get him to stop.
"No!" Decklan continued to fight against his mom and finally she had Robin get the toy and hide it, making Decklan even madder. "Fuck you!" He yelled at Regina, making both his parents jaws drop. "You're done." She picked the screaming child up and took him to his room. "You do not tell mommy or daddy that. Do you understand me?" Decklan was once again scared his mom was gonna do something else so he just stood there crying as he nodded his head yes. "When you're ready to apologize you can come get me. I'll be downstairs with daddy." She left him on his bed and shut the door, then she went to Henry's room. "Hi mom, wait mom what are you doing!" He yelled as his mom unplugged his x box.
"Why did you say the f word in front of Decklan Henry?"
"What? I don't even say that in general. Why would you think that? Did he say it?"
"Yes he did, and he couldn't have heard it from Roland because he thinks the f word is freak, so the only person that leaves is you."
"I swear I didn't say that mom,"
"Ok, well until we figure out who said it you can do without your X box." She was so mad she didn't even let him talk she just left the room and went downstairs.
"What did you do?" Robin asked when he saw his wife come back into the living room.
"Henry won't fess up to saying he said that word so he's grounded and Decklan is in his room until he comes down and says sorry. How the hell could he have learned that word if Henry didn't say it? He doesn't watch anything but g on tv and no one else would say it. I mean w.."
"Mama?" A voice said coming into the room. "I'm sorry," Decklan said running into his moms arms. "Thank you." She picked him up and sat him on the couch with them. "Where did you learn that word?"
"You said it!" Reginas eyes went wide at that.
"What? I didn't say that!"
"Yes you did in the car. You got mad at the person in front of us and said it." He said with an innocent expression on his face. "Oh my god," Robin said laughing. "Shut up," Regina told him getting annoyed at him.
"So do you want me to go unground Henry or should you?"