OQ ONESHOTS

The remote

Regina and Robin are fighting over the remote.

"Robin, change the channel." Regina said annoyed, as he had some type of car show on. "No, I like this." He said as he moved the remote to the other side of his body, were she wasn't sitting. "Robin, this is boring, change it." She said as she reached over to grab it from him, but he moved it farther from her. "Stop it Robin! Give me the remote!" She said trying not to laugh, as she got on top of him to try and grab it from him. "Nope!" He said with a smirk on his face. He now had his hand in the air going away from Regina. "If you want it so bad, your gonna have to get it yourself." He said as he got up and ran behind the couch, her following him. "Robin, I'm serious. Give me the changer!" She jumped to try and get it, but he was too tall for her. "Robin! I fucking swear to..." She didn't get the rest of the sentence out before Robin picked her up over her shoulder and carried her to their room. "Robin put me down!" She said laughing, as much as she tried not to. "No."
   To Robin, the more aggravated she got, the sexier she became. He loved to see her try to fight him physically, because he would always win. "Ow!" He said as Regina kicked him in the balls. "That's what you get when you don't put me down!"
"Fine woman!" He exclaimed,putting her down in their room, and pushed her onto the bed. "But I still have the changer, and your not gonna get it, he said running out of the room and shutting the door before she could even get up. "I'm gonna get it Robin! You'll see!" She yelled at him, getting up and running downstairs to him. "Where did you go?" She asked, seeing he wasn't in ten living room. "Robin? We're are you? Robi.. Ahh!" She screamed as Robin jumped out in front of her and tackled her to the ground, making her laugh harder. He started to tickle her, making her cry because of how hard she was laughing now. "Stop it!" She said out of breathe as he continued to tickle her. "Are you gonna stop trying to take the changer?" He paused. "No."
"Ok, than I'm just gonna have to continue tickling you." He said as he resumed tickling her. "Ahh! Ok, ok I'll stop." She said desperate to get free. "You promise?" He said stopping his actions.
"Yes, I promise." Regina smiled at Robin. "Ok, well I put your favorite movie on in there anyway."
"Titanic?"
"Yep."
"I love you thief." She said smiling.
"I love you too milady." He answered her as he kissed her lips.