OQ ONESHOTS

Tattoo

"Hi can I help you?"
"Yes sirr, see I wanna tattoo so just give me anything you want and surprise me. I don't even wanna know, ok buddy?" Regina mills told the man at the front desk of the tattoo shop.
"What? Ma'am are you sure?"
"Duh. Come on hot stuff I don't have all night, I have to go back to my boyfriend."
  "Maybe you should come back with him.."
"Fuck no! We're in a fight, and I wanna do this before I go back to him, so hurry it up,"
   "Ok. Just surprise you?"
"Yes."
"We're do you want it?"
"My ass."
             Robin was in the middle of eating his lunch at the sheriffs station when Regina came running into his office. "I did something bad..."
She said as she shut the door to his office. She had a weird look on her face and she didn't have her usual attire on. She just had a t shirt with leggings and converse on. "See that's why you don't go get drunk after a fight Regina." He said like she was the dumbest person on the plant. "How'd you know I got drunk?"
"Because when I got up for work at nine, you were completely passed out on our bed, and you Accidentally sent me pictures of you and Tink at the rabbit hole with shots in your hands." He said giving her a smirk.
  "Ok, well I did something bad."
"Regina! Did you kill someone?" He said to mess with her.
"What? No!"
"Than what did you do?" He asked laughing.
"Igotatattooonmyass" she said so fast he couldn't understand her.
"I'm sorry can you repeat that?"
"Uhh! Just look," she turned around and lowered her leggings for him. "Oh. My. God." He was completely astonished at what he saw. Regina Mills had actually gone and got a tattoo. "I know it's horrible, I don't know what to do Robin." She rested her head against her hands as she walked to sit on his desk. The idiotic man had put a tattoo saying War Eagle on her ass. "What the hell even is a War Eagle Robin??" She was so mad at that guy right now.
  "Maybe it's an Eagle of War!" A voice yelled from outside his office. Robin got up and opened the door to see Snow standing there. "Hi, I thought David was here but he wasn't and then I heard you guys and started to come in but heard what happened and decided to go but now it's just too much and I had to comment." She said laughing. 
    "Oh it's ok. Here how about I look it up." He went back to his desk while snow entered the room behind him. "Shut the door snow. We don't need more people hearing about this."
  "Ok, it says here it's a battle cry among the Auburn University people. So I'm assuming the tattoo artist went to Auburn University?" Regina just rolled her eyes. "Well how am I gonna get it off?" 
"Go to Dr. Whale."
"And let that buffoon tell the whole town. Um no thank you," she said giving him a blank look. "Ok well maybe we should go home and figure it out. David's gonna be back soon and I'm sure he would like to talk to Snow privately, so let's go. Bye snow," he said as he rushed them out the door. "I just wanted to get out before she asked you how you even got the tattoo. I'm sure you wouldn't want that to get out,"
"Actually I've been in here quite a long time and I kind of heard that too but I won't tell anyone! You can trust me!" And with that both Regina and Robin rolled their eyes and left because they knew Regina was now screwed with the town.   

Hey guys. I hope you liked that I got the prompt off of tumblr and really liked the idea of this. I'm still working on the part 2's and Robins wisdom teeth coming out but they'll be out soon. Thanks for reading and keep commenting, I read the comments and I love hearing you guys ideas. Thanks so much