OQ ONESHOTS

Wisdom Teeth

"Mrs. Locksley?" The nurse called out into the waiting room. Regina got up with Robin and walked towards her. She was getting her wisdom teeth removed today since they didn't have anything to do this with back in the enchanted forest. They walked into the dentists office to discuss their plan. "So what we're gonna do is put in IV in you so you can't feel anything." He than turned to Robin and said, "after surgery she's gonna be a little drowsy and she's probably gonna say some weird stuff. Most people video it, but it's up to you, I just wanted to warn you." The doctor laughed as Regina rolled her eyes. "I am not going to act like that I'll be fine. You will not need to video anything Robin." She said as she left the room smiling.
     "Robbiiinnn!" Regina screamed as he walked into the room. "Hi milady how are you feeling?" He asked taking in the sight of her. She sure as hell was woozey, as she was lying down with her head tilted all the way to one side like she did when she was drunk. The ice wrap for her head made everything else more hilarious. "A lot better now that your here hot ass," she stated smacking his butt with her hand. Robin could now see  why the doctor said to get his camera ready. "Well that's good. Does your mouth hurt?"
"No. You know what?"
"What?" He asked as he started videoing her.
"You look like my boyfriend."
"Really? I thought you were married."
"Oh yeah." She paused for a second thinking of what to say next.
"Well you look like him. You know what we should do?"
"No I haven't the slightest clue." He said laughing.
"We should lock the door and have sex." She said winking her eye in a sexy manner but didn't succeed, making Robin laugh even harder.
"What? Why are you laughing at me?" She asked starting to cry.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry darling. Don't cry. I like your idea, but I think we should wait till your feeling a little better and we should do it at your house." He said rubbing her hand.
"But if we do it at my house my Boyfri...Husband will catch us! " she told him, wide eyed and surprised he would even suggest that.
"Oh yeah. Well we can figure out something. Regina?" He noticed Regina was trying to get the cotton balls out of her mouth but was having a hard time doing so.
"Help." She said to him as she started to get upset again.
"What do you need help with? You have to keep them inside your mouth to stop the bleeding." He tried grabbing her hands to stop her but she just pulled away.
"No! I want them out their making me feel sick. Get them out!" She screamed as she started crying again.
"Ok, hold on I will get the dentist to help you."
Robin went outside and located him and they walked back to her room. Robin walked in first and stopped the dentist from coming in before seeing Regina. She had ripped her shirt open and was lying there trying to look sexy. "Hiii," she said with a slur.
"Dr. Morris I think I can get her actually. She's ok for now. I'll get you in a few minutes hold on," he said, pushing the dentist out of the door and locking it. "Regina what are you doing?" He laughed as he tried buttoning her shirt back up. "I wanna fuck you," she said grabbing his pants and pulling him closer.
"No,no,no,no. Regina stop it, you need to lie down and rest."he unclenched her hands from his belt and last down in the chair next to her. "Lie back Regina. Your heads gonna hurt later if you don't. Come on I'll help you," he said trying to convince her to lie down. "Ok." She sat back against the chair but before he could sit down she pulled him towards her. "Regina I said no..."
"Just lie down with me." She said pulling him towards the chair. It was a fairly big chair so both of them could fit in it. He sat down and she lied her head on his chest. He thought she had fell asleep when she said, "did you get your stupid video?"