OQ ONESHOTS

Wisdom teeth part 2

   Robin and Regina were still lying in the chair of the dentists when he felt her hand going lower and lower on his pants. He raised his eyebrows and looked down to see her trying to undo the zipper of his pants. "Regina?" He asked scaring her so badly she almost fell off the chair, if it wasn't for Robin who was holding her. "What are you doing?" He asked raising his eyebrows at her. "I wanted to wake you up," she said tying to smirk. "What if the doctor came in?" He asked trying to hide a laugh. "Then he'd get mad that I would have your dick in my mouth since I just got my wisdom teeth out." She laid her head back down, but lower on his stomach. "Regina keep your head up here on my chest. Do you think I want your bloody mouth down there?" He asked making her laugh.
      "Ok I'm back, is everything alright in here now?" The doctor asked looking at Robin who nodded in response. "Ok, I'm gonna let you take her home now. The bleeding seems to have stopped so I'm gonna take the cotton balls out an..."
"Yay!" Regina yelled inturrupting him and causing Robin to give her a stern look.
"Anyway and I'm gonna put a new Icepack on her jaw. Remember to not feed her solids if she even wants anything to eat later, and the anesthesia will were off in a few hours. Ok Regina, are you ready to leave?" The doctor asked standing up.
"Hell yeah!"
"Haha good. Be careful standing up and I'll see you up at your follow up." He said as he started to walk out of the room.
"Wait!" She yelled after him.
"What?"
"I just wanted to say that my boyfri..husband, has a huge dick and I'm gonna fuck it later." She said smiling. The doctor just gave her a half laugh and looked at Robin with wide eyes and left. "Why did you tell him that Regina?" He asked laughing, because in all honesty that was a half complement.
"Because it's true, and I think everyone needs to know."
"Ok. Well don't say it out there. Here let me help you into the wheelchair so you don't fall. Grab on to my arms." He said as he tried picking her up.
"I wanna walk robbiee!" She said as she stood up, with his help, and took her first step almost falling over onto the counter next to the chair. "Oh shit. Actually I wanna sit down I don't feel good." She took his hand and sat down so he could push the wheelchair out to the car, but on the way out she started singing a song she had made up to everyone they passed, including all the people in the waiting room. "My boyfriends dick is bigger than yours and I'm gonna fuck it later, and you won't get to cause he's mine and he's fucking hot," and she sang that over and over and over again as Robin kept trying to quiet her down. He still had the camera on so she could watch this later  though. After what felt like forever they finally made it to their car.
   "Ok come on let's get inside." He said pulling her up out of the wheelchair.
"No, I wanna drive. Let me drive," she yelled as she tried to fight against him to get to the other side of the car. "No Regina. You can drive when your not gassed up on drugs but you have to stay in the passenger seat right now. Come on let me help you," she reluctantly got inside and he got in on the drivers side. They had gotten a new car, the new 2016 Cadillac Escalade, when they got married so it was harder to climb in for Regina. Robin but the camera on the dashboard and started to back out when he heard sniffling from Regina. He looked at her and saw she was facing the window crying.      
   "Regina why are you crying?"
  "You won't let me drive," she replied crying even harder. She was acting like someone died or something. She was a complete wreck over not being able to drive and it was completely halarious to Robin. "Stop laughing at me!" She screamed crying even harder.
"I'm sorry darling," he said grabbing her hand but she yanked it away and it hit her in the boob, making her cry once again, even harder. "I take back what I said earlier, you don't have a huge dick and I'm not fucking you later."
"I'm sorry baby, but later your gonna laugh at this too. Try to get some sleep on our way home." She ignored him and just closed her eyes. The dentist was in Boston so it was a long ride. Regina refused to let some nittpicky work on her teeth here so they went all the way to Boston for the surgery. It was a four hour car trip and she slept for the first two hours, but when she woke up she scared him half to death. "AHHHHH!" She screamed as she shot up from the seat. "What? What?"
"I forgot to tell you something before i got the surgery." He thought the anesthesia was wearing off because she sounded lucid, so he decided to take her seriously. "Ok what is it?"
"I'm pregnant." She looked at him with wide eyes as he stopped the car in the middle of the road. "What?" He whispered as he turned his head to look at her. She looked completely terrified as she started to cry again. "Why didn't you tell me this BEFORE your surgery?"
"Because I'm joking." She laughed as she hit his arm. "I'm not pregnant silly." She thought she was the tiniest thing in the world for saying that.
"Regina don't do that you scared me," he said laughing as he realized she still had some anesthesia in her.
"Good. I'm tired."
"Then go back to sleep."
"Ok." Surprisingly she fell right back asleep and soon enough they were home.
"Regina, were home." He said trying to wake her up. She was completely past out so he decided just to carry her inside and up to their bed. He tucked her in and laid in bed next to her as started to watch the video on the camera. He couldn't wait to show her when she waked up.