OQ ONESHOTS

Under the influence (part 2)

"Ok, get out of the car regina. I'll get you in a second Robin," Zelena said as she tried to drag Regina out of the car. "I don't want to go with you. I want to stay with Robin," Regina complained as she tried to climb on top of Robin and start another scene of what Zelena walked into a few moments earlier. "Regina if you don't come willingly I will drag you out by your feet. Get out now." Zelena said raising her voice, but it did no good. They were latched on to each other and they didn't plan on coming apart. "Ok, you forced me to do this," Zelena said as she reached in and grabbed Regina's feet. She pulled on them and got Regina to the edge of the car so she could then grab her arm and drag her inside the house. "Hey!" a startled Regina said as Zelena pushed her through the front door. "Stay put, I'm getting Robin. Don't move. I mean it Regina." Zelena said as she shut the door and went to go get Robin.

"Ok, come on Robi... Robin?" Zelena asked. Robin wasn't in the car. "SHIITTTT!" Zelena screamed getting frustrated. "Robin, get your ass back here! I shouldn't have to babysit you two! You're grown adults who are drunk, you're not five year olds!" . She went back inside to check on Regina and she heard a commotion in the kitchen. "Are you kidding me?" Zelena said aloud as she ran to the kitchen. "Regina, Robin! Stop doing that!". Robin was on top of the island counter with Regina on top of him, trying to unbuckle his jeans, but failing miserably. "I'm gonna fuck you right here baby" Regina said as she kissed his mouth.
"Ew! No your not Regina. You can do that upstairs in the bed, in your room if you like when I'm gone, but you are not doing this were your children eat, and my little girl eats. Get off the table and let me help you get upstairs and I'll leave you alone. Come on." She said as she got Regina off of him. Regina almost face planted getting off the counter, but Zelena caught her before she touched the ground. "Be careful sis. Now Come on and let's go upstairs. Robin, you follow me." Zelena instructed the two adults as they slowly made their way to the stairs. Regina kept stopping for little things, like taking off her shoes, and some of her clothing items as well. She started to take off her dress, when Zelena caught her and scolded her. "Regina! What the hell are you doing? Keep your dress down. I don't want to see you naked."
    After a long journey up the stairs, they finally made it. "Robin stop it. Haha, stop it. If you keep doing that I'm gonna do it to you too."
Zelena looked back at them and was mortified at what she saw. Regina had somehow taken half her dress off over her shoulders, and it was all the way down to her waist, while robin kept spanking her and groping her boobs, all the while Regina was laughing her head off. "Zelena look!" Regina said, almost crying because of how funny she thought it was. "I'm looking, sadly. You are completly scarring me for life Regina. You too Robin." Zelena said rolling her eyes and grabbing Reginas arm to pull her into her room. Zelena went into the bathroom to find a trashcan, because she was sure they would need it the next morning, when she heard, "Zelena? Zelena I'm stuck!" She went out into the bedroom to find Reginas dress down a little further on her hips, and Robin passed out on the bed. "Well at least I only have to take care of one of you now. Come here sis." Zelena said as she went back into the bathroom to get scissors. "I can't. My dress is making it where I can't move." Regina said as she started to cry. "Oh dear god not this. Stop crying Regina, I have scissors to cut the dress off of you. Don't move." Zelena said as she cut the dress off of her. She then got Regina a pair of pjs and tucked her sister into bed. "Zelena, I wanted to fuc.."
"I know you did, just do it in the morning. He's sleeping. Don't wake him. If you need anything I'll be downstairs. Goodnight sis." Zelena said as she hurried out of the room. That had been the most eventful night she's had in years. She's never seen Regina like that, and she knows that Regina wouldn't want her to see her like that, but she still got the whole thing on her phone to show them tomorrow afternoon.