OQ ONESHOTS

Im not wearing that

"I am not wearing that" Regina said as she stared at the dress with disgust. "Who the hell wears cat sweaters?" She asked, with no amusement in her voice. "This is revolting."
"Well that's why it's called an ugly sweater party." Robin said laughing at her reaction to this worlds customs. "Well I don't care I'm not wearing that. Can't we just skip the party? We go to everything else, why can't we skip it just one time?" She asked whining. "Because  Henry and Roland have been looking forward to this for weeks." He said as he took his shirt off, showing off his toned abs. "Well why can't we just go drop them off and come back here. I know that we can do what we're gonna do in grannies bathroom here, and with a lot more room and privacy." She said smirking as she started to kiss that sweet spot behind his ear. "Mmm, as much as I'd like to do that we both know we can't. Roland wants to spend time with his new mommy, and the only way to do that is if we go with them. Plus Snow and charming are taking the kids back home to their house so we'll have the house all to ourselves." He said as he caught her mouth in a passionate kiss. When they broke for air, he went and got his sweater and put it on. "Ok I put mine on, now you put yours on." He said smiling. "Come on, put it on." She rolled her eyes and said, "fine. But I'm taking it off after thirty minutes."
"I plan on it being off within twenty minutes of us getting there. It usually takes us that long before we sneak off to the bathroom anyway" he said winking and taking her hand as they walked downstairs to get the boys and be on their way.