"Give me a sentence about a public servant," the teacher instructed her second-grade student.
"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant," he answered.
"Umm ... Do you know what pregnant means?"
"Yes," said the boy. "It means
carrying a child."
*facepalm*
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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