I'd never had surgery, and I was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until ... "Heck," he continued, "you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself."
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I'd never had surgery, and I was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until ... "Heck," he continued, "you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery itself."