Students are great about sending our troops letters, and the troops love 'em. You can see why:
"Dear Soldier, If you're having a rough day, remember the most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman."
"Dear Veterans, You rock more than AC/DC or Metallica or Red Hot Chili Peppers."
"I am so happy you are risking your life for the USA! My grandpa Bob was in the Navy. Now he likes peanuts."
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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