Scene: My checkout line at the supermarket.
Me: Paper or plastic?
Customer: I'd like double-bagged paper, and I'd like you to make each bag as heavy as possible.
Me: Okay.
Customer: In case you're wondering, I had a fight with my wife, and it's my turn to pick up the groceries.
Me: Uh-huh.
Customer: It's also her turn to unload the car.
I don't want a husband like this.
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