My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient's room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she
remarked, "An apple a day keeps
the doctor away, right?"
"That's true," he agreed. "I haven't seen a doctor in three days."
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