An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt. "What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks. " 'Here, boy,' " he replies.
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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