Mike and Nick go into a bar,whooping and hollering. "Bartender, drinks for everyone. We're buying!"they shout.
"What's the occasion?" asks the bartender.
"We just finished a jigsaw puzzle, and it only took us seven months,"Nick replies.
"Seven months?" says the bartender. "What's the big deal? It shouldn'ttake you seven months to do a puzzle."
"Oh, yeah?" Mike answers. "On the box it said 'two to four years'!"
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