A judge tells the defendant, "You're charged with attacking your boss with a hammer."
"You jerk!" yells a voice from
the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,"
says the judge.
"Jerrrrkkkk!" bellows the same man.
"Sir," says the judge, "one more outburst, and I'll charge you with contempt."
"I'm sorry, Your Honor," says the man. "But I've been this jerk's neighbor for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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