No thought is too random, no grievance too petty, to keep us from organizing a group.
Our favorites:
1) Students Against Backpacks with Wheels
2) When I Was Your Age Pluto Was a Planet
3) People Who Always Have to Spell Their Names for Other People
4) No, I Don't Care if I Die at 12 A.M., I Refuse to Pass On Your Chain Letter
5) Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Crocs
6) I Secretly Want to Punch Slow-Walking People in the Back of the Head
7) I Don't Care if the Spider Is Not Hurting Anyone, I Want It Dead!
8) I Am Fluent in Three Languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity
9) I Will Carry 20 Grocery Bags So I Don't Have to Make a Second Trip
10) An Arbitrary Number of People Demanding That Some Sort of Action Be Taken
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The Unordinary Joke Book
RandomAre you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating home...
