Interviewing a college applicant, the dean of admissions asks, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The student thinks it over, then answers, "The living one."
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The Unordinary Joke Book
De TodoAre you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating home...
