A concerned police officer approaches a boy crying in front of a newsstand.''What's wrong?'' he asks.''Superman isn't out yet!''''I'll handle it,'' the cop assures him. ''Hey, Superman!'' he shouts. ''Come on out! We won't hurt you!''
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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