Two green recruits found threehand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base."What if one of them explodes?" asked one young private.
"No problem," said his buddy. "We'll say we only found two."
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Two green recruits found threehand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base."What if one of them explodes?" asked one young private.
"No problem," said his buddy. "We'll say we only found two."