I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I'll look into it. = I've already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don't ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you'll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!
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The Unordinary Joke Book
De TodoAre you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating home...