My friend called me in hysterics. "I just saw a mouse in my kitchen!" she yelled. "I'm so grossed out! It's
so disgusting!"
"What are you going to do?"
I asked.
"I'm not sure. But you can bet I'll never eat the stuff I drop on the floor anymore."
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The Unordinary Joke Book
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