Try as she might, our granddaughter couldn't grasp the concept of potty training. Then one day ... Success! Jumping up and down, she threw her arms in the air and yelled in excitement, "I went potty all by myself, and now I can go to Harvard!"
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The Unordinary Joke Book
عشوائيAre you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating home...