Our Little Ones (Dipcifica)

Chapter 4: Double Date Night

A/N: This is a date night with the first couple is Dipper and Pacifica, and the other is Mabel and her date.

Dipper and Pacifica were getting dressed for their special date night.

"Did you call a babysitter?" Pacifica asked.

"Yeah," said Dipper, "she'll be coming in......."

The doorbell rings.

"Now," said Dipper.

Dipper opens the door to reveal....

"Sup dork," said Wendy.

"Hey Wendy," said Dipper.

"Okay where are the little monsters?" Wendy asked.

"They're in their playpen in the living room," said Dipper, "But while we are talking how has life been treating you?"

"Good, Lee and I are getting married on June 18th," said Wendy.

"Congrats on that," said Dipper.

"Okay we'll be heading off now," said Pacifica.

Just then Mabel ran through them.

"I got to in the car now," said Mabel.

"Oh Mabel," said Dipper.

Dipper and Mabel went to the car.

"We'll be back at around 10 okay?" Pacifica asked.

"No problems Paz," said Wendy.

"Don't call me that, only Dipper can call me that," said Pacifica.

An hour later Dipper and Pacifica were at a local Olive Garden eating dinner with Mabel and her date Justin.

"So Justin what do you do for a living?" Dipper asked.

"I am kind of a YouTube personality I cook theme foods to certain pop culture franchises like anything Pixar or Star Wars," said Justin, "But I'm also a supporter of incontinence awareness."

"He's been suffering with it since he was 9," said Mabel.

"What happened?" Dipper asked.

"It was a mishap in surgery, I was supposed to get my appendix removed then the doctor goofed up," said Justin.

"And they blame our schools for low test scores," said Dipper.

"Yeah he went to some bad medical college in a country that no longer exist," said Justin 

They then get their food. Dipper got the Chicken Parmesan, Pacifica got the Seafood Alfredo, Mabel got the Shrimp Scampi, and Justin got the Chicken Carbonara.

"So what did you do before YouTube?" Dipper asked.

"I actually have a degree in Animation, I actually work on a online cartoon series," said Justin, "Ever heard of 'The Weird Adventures of the Mystery Kids'?"

"You work on that?" Dipper asked.

"I also lend the voice to Colby, Peter Potty, and Mr. Punchface," said Justin.

"I usually watch that show on my break," said Dipper.

"Where do you work?" Justin asked.

"I currently work on an online news site, sorta like Sourcefed," said Dipper.

"Nice," said Justin.

Meanwhile with Wendy.

Wendy was doing a little puppet show for the twins, since she was going to babysit she went to the store and picked up some sesame street hand puppets for the occasion.

"Hello Hannah, Elmo love you," said Wendy impersonating Elmo.

Hannah just laughs at the red puppet.

"But wait that's the only celebrity who came to see you two," said Wendy.

Wendy raises her other hand to show a Cookie Monster puppet.

"Cookie!!!!" said Wendy impersonating Cookie Monster.

Both twins laugh hysterically.

A few hours later they all went back home.

"That Justin is a nice guy Mabel," said Pacifica.

"I was worried he was going to be some kind of jerk," said Dipper.

"Please I learn my lesson after I dated Kevin Roberts in 9th grade," said Mabel, "He basically was the human version of insensitive comments on instagram."

Dipper says, "Wasn't he the one that called all the...."

"Please don't say it," said Pacifica.

"Okay, okay, yeesh," said Dipper.

The open the door to see Wendy watching TV.

"The twins are put to bed, they've been fed, changed, and burped," said Wendy.

"Thanks for babysitting," said Dipper.

"No problem, I've been planning on having kids someday," said Wendy, "I think babysitting would be a start."

Wendy then leaves.

"She would make an odd mom in my opinion," said Mabel.

"Why did you just say that?" Dipper asked.

"She brought Noah and Hannah a baby's first ax for each of them," said Mabel as she is pointing to the table to show two plastic axes.

"At least they're plastic," said Dipper.

A/N: Okay chapter 4 is done hope you enjoyed it. I'll see you next time.