The Deception Game

1: Set of Men In Black

It has been 24 hours since I landed on the beautiful, lush green lands of Massachusetts.... just kidding.

So far, it's all concreted, tiled area and now I've been to many countries and States of America but the citizens here are hands down, the most rudest sons of bitches.

I'm sure you were expecting the most amazing, with hearts of gold kinda people but no, this is reality based on facts that I saw myself.

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I bought a car as soon as my feet left the airport and filled my hungry tummy with McDonald's.

Hey! Don't you fucking dare give me that look. My body wants what it wants. Just like Selena's heart wants what it wants.

Now I may be fit from all the training but I also love this greasy goodness and I'm certainly not one of those girls who fill their stomachs with plants which they call vegetables in modern era.

The hardest decision I'd to make till yet was choosing the kinda town where I was going to spend my awesome time till my brother gets here to kidnap me all the way back to CA.

So, I asked our Lord Google and Newton seemed interesting.

I mean, Come on!

It had the last name of a scientist! How cool is that??!

*Coughs to myself*  nerd *coughs to myself again*

So that's where I drove and bought this this cute, luxurious, clean and fully equipped... Not so much, apartment.

Why, you may ask. I could've bought the penthouse of the most expensive and furnished and not-this-run-downed-apartment.

The answer is simple: that is the first place my brother will ask my search party to look.

Did I mention, I've my own personal search party?

Well, I do. They search for me under the clear, direct instructions of my brother every time I pull this type of stunt.

WOW! I feel like a spoiled brat and..... Royal.

Started from the bottom now we're here

Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here

ANYWAY, when you've a habit for working at least 10 hours of everyday in a building under the name of factory 'cause that's your agency's headquarter, you tend to get bored counting the minutes the search party will catch up with you.

So, I did what any other teenager of 18 and a half (yes, I still say that. What? You wanna  shoot me, huh, you little bitch?! Haha, umm. Just kidding.)

Anyway, I enrolled myself in nearest high school.

YUP!

I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO SEE MY MEDICAL RECORDS AND SEE I DIDN'T HIT MY HEAD AS A CHILD!

At least I think I didn't...

I was bored okay, just shutup.

So you see that's where I'm parked right now and I can see buying a black Aston Martin was a bad idea, from all glares I'm getting from girls for taking the attention off of their prissy boyfriends and all the drools the boys are giving in my car's direction.

Seriously guys, it's unhygienic as well as just.... Disgusting, if you want to have a girlfriend.

Like big deal a girl is driving the same car as James bond in his latest movie. Yea, big deal. Get over it. Okay, now I'm gonna stop before you stamp me as spoiled brat.