*Jojo and Keke just had there 1 month anniversary*
Jojo: This was fun.
Keke: Yeah I know. Happy anniversary.
Jojo: Happy anniversary my lady. I wanna give you somethin. *hands her a small box* I've been saving and working overtime to get it for you.
Keke: *opens box* Oh my God!
*It was a locket with J+K engraved on it. And a pic of them on there first date*
Keke: Is this us on our first date?
Jojo: Yep. You looking all cute even if it was just for bowling.
Keke: Not my fault I choose to look flawless and you don't.
Jojo: Meanie.
Keke: I got you something too.
Jojo: Yay! What I got? What I got?
Keke: You know those Jordans you wanted?
Jojo: Yeah but they too expensive.
Keke: Not for me. *shows him Jordans*
Jojo: Thank you so much! You know I love you.
Keke: I love you too.
Jojo: Will you be mine forever?
Keke: If I don't I'll die.
Jojo: Then you will live forever.
Keke: You're funny. *phone beeps* Prod is coming home.
Jojo: Great. He touches her he dies.
Keke: Don't kill your brother.
Jojo: Can you read my mind?
Keke: Yes that's what happens when you love someone.
Jojo: I'm gonna have to love you less.
Keke: Remember if you do I'll die. Now c'mon we gotta pick up your brother.
Jojo: Why us?
Keke: Because your his brother and he's my... I really don't know that part.
Jojo: Good he's nothing.
Keke: Shut up and lets go.
At the prison....
Warden: Congrats cripple you survived.
Prod: Where's my ride at?
Warden: Your original ride can't make it so we called your brother & his girlfriend. (Kira was busy)
Prod: Okay. But when they gonna be here?
Warden: There they are. *points at them*
Prod: What... the fudge... is my brother... doin... with her?
Warden: Well don't just stand here. Go!
Keke: Hey Prod.
Prod: Hey Keke I missed you.
Keke: I didn't.
Jojo: Sup bro.
Prod: Whats happenin? *Does handshake*
Jojo: Enjoying the best thing that has ever came into my life. *points at Keke*
Keke: Awww. You do appreciate me.
Prod: I'm about to puke. Can we go?
Keke: Sure. Everybody is happy you're comin home.
Prod: Really? I thought I was gonna get jumped the day I got out.
Jojo: The day is young.
Keke: Shut up meanie.
Prod: You tell him.
Keke: Shut up Prod.
Prod: Did you get some sleep?
Keke: With yo brother no I didn't.
Jojo: Not my fault you...
Keke: Don't start with me.
Jojo: I think you need a nap.
Keke: Yeah I do. I'm sorry I fused you out.
Jojo: Its okay babe. *kisses Keke's cheek* I forgive you.
Prod: I know this boy did not just kiss her in front of me.
Keke: Night. *falls asleep*
Jojo: Bro can I ask you somethin?
Prod: What's up?
Jojo: Is Keke preggers or somethin?
Prod: No. if she was she'd be throwin up.
Jojo: Oh thanks.
Prod: What would you do if she was?
Jojo: I'd be happy, buy a lot of headache medicine, and be happy I'm a future dad.
Prod: Why medicine?
Jojo: Because she gonna be yellin so much for so long.
Prod: How you know?
Jojo: Because she yell at me anyway when she don't sleep.
Prod: Oh yeah.
*Awkward silence*
Jojo: I visited my nieces and nephews last week. They was so happy to see me. They love Keke too.
Prod: You took her to see my kids?
Jojo: She forced me. If I didn't she wouldn't kiss me for a week.
Prod: She was messin with you.
Jojo: Nuh uh. She said it all serious and gave me "the look".
Prod: Oh. How my kids doin?
Jojo: They all boney and need some new shoes.
Prod: Remind me to give them some McDonald's and some Jordans.
Jojo: You a good dad.
Keke: *sleep talking* Yay happy ending.
Prod: I wonder what she dreams about.
Jojo: I figured out a trick. *baby talk* Keke you love Jojo?
Keke: *sleep talk* He my baby daddy. He my hubby. He my lover.
Prod: What am I?
Keke: *sleep talk* Prod don't care. He never loved me. I was just one of his regular get-what-I-want-then-go girls. Good thing I got Jo he cares bout me and wouldn't do anything to hurt me.
Jojo: Did she read yo mind or somethin?
Prod: I think so. But what did I-
Jojo: -_-
Prod: Never mind.
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