Oops I did it again

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*Prod and Keke*

Prod: Ok Cj its time to take you home.

Cj: No way! Can I stay for a sleepover?

Prod: Under one condition. You can't eat any cookies.

Cj: Wait. *takes cookie out of her pocket and takes a few bites* Ok I'm good now.

Prod: Ok my favorite. Into the bed.

Cj: Can Aunty Keke sleep with us?

Keke: I have to check on Uncle Jojo.

Cj: Can you check on him then come back?

Keke: He's gonna make me stay.

Cj: Let me talk some sense in him.

Keke: Ok. *walks into Jojo's room* Hey sicky.

Jojo: *weakly* Hey boo.

Cj: Uncle Jojo! *runs to him*

Jojo: Hi little monster.

Cj: Don't call me that.

Jojo: Ok. What do you want monkey?

Cj: Don't call me that either. Can me and daddy sleep with Aunty Keke?

Jojo: No because she sleeps with me and I don't like being lonely.

Cj: *crying* I thought you loved me.

Jojo: I do love you.

Cj: Then just let her sleep with us this one time.

Jojo: On one condition. She sleeps with you guys for one hour then comes with me.

Cj: 8 hours.

Jojo: 2 take it or leave it.

Cj: 7 or I throw a level 3 tantrum.

Jojo: 3 hours or I literally won't let you see her ever again.

Keke: He can't make that happen.

Cj: 6 hours or I do a level 4 tantrum and shave your hair.

Jojo: Not my hair! Ok you win 6 hours.

Cj: Thank you fo teaching me how to testify.

Keke: Remember when you want to learn something ask me first.

Jojo: I got you in the morning just you wait.

Keke: We love you too.

Cj: Goodnight Uncle Jojo.

*Prod's room*

Prod: What did he say?

Cj: She get to sleep in here for six hours.

Keke: Then I leave. I'm gonna get my pjs.

Cj: Ok.

*Keke leaves*

Prod: Ok. You're turning into your aunty more and more everyday. So what are you planning?

Cj: I have no idea what you talkin bout.

Prod: I will bring out the tickle monster.

Cj: No not the tickle monster!

Prod: *picks up Cj* Start talking. *tickles her*.

Cj: I'll never speak! NEVER!

Prod: Ok I guess I'll never stop ticking you.

Keke: *walks in* Awww. You're a good dad.

Prod: Told you.

Cj: No he's not because he was trying to make me say some junk.

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