Patrick Stump Imagines

Million Dollars, But..

"Hey Patrick?" You called for your husband from your seat on the couch.

Today was a lazy day... Kinda. You and Patrick both had the day off, so the two of you decided to do something you've been wanting to do, but never had the time for. Patrick was cleaning out his part of the closet, and other cleaning things, and you.... You were catching up on your YouTube subscriptions...

"Yes, my darling?" Patrick poked his head around the corner, smiling at you.

"Alright, so.." You turned your body to face Patrick with a huge smile on your face. "Million dollars, but-"

"Oh my god" Patrick chuckled.

"Shhh! Million dollars, but every morning, you wake up and see Obama fucking me. Would you take it?"

Patrick stared at you blankly, in complete silence. He didn't know how to take in the question you just asked him. He searched your face to see if you were serious, and he honestly couldn't tell. He looked away from you, and started seriously thinking about it. His eyes wandered all around the room, until his eyes fell upon your open laptop, with a paused video pulled up. He smirked then looked back at you.

"Who got asked this question?" He asked you, walking over to sit next to you on the couch.

"Ryan got it." You replied, snuggling into Patrick's side. You looked up to him, "well, what's you're answer?" He sighed and looked down at you, smiling. His face slowly leaned into yours, moving towards your ear.

"I wouldn't take it." He whispered.

"Why not?" You whispered back to him.

"Because I'm the only one who's allowed to fuck you."

I hope some of you get the reference, if not then.... I don't know.

(I'm referencing one of my favorite YouTube channels, Achievement Hunter/Let's Play/Rooster Teeth. The Million Dollars But question came from one of their recent Minecraft lets plays, and I thought it'd be a funny short imagine to do...)