Russell Howard Fanfiction - Love At First Laugh

Chapter 19 - First Day In Paris

Y/Ns POV

I woke up and looked at my phone. Today was the day!
I climbed on Russell and shook him until he woke up. "Y/N what the fuck"
"GET UP YOU TWOG"
"What the hell is a twog?!"
"YOU"
I ripped the bed sheets off, leaving Russell in his boxers completely exposed.
"Y/N I'M COLD". I burst out laughing at his face which was scrunched up like a moody child.

***

When we eventually got ready and arrived at the airport, going through the different security measures, we reached the bag check.
I loaded all of my stuff into the trays and walked through the metal detector, collecting my stuff at the end. I turned to wait for Russell. When he walked through it, it started beeping. This will be fun to watch. A man had to start feeling Russell to check for items while I tried to contain my laughter. We caught eye contact and he looked so annoyed. When he was free to go he collected his stuff and came over to me. I burst out laughing while he scowled. "I bet you enjoyed that!" I said.
"Shut up"

***

Finally about an hour later we could get on the plane. I sat by the window and Russell sat next to me. Luckily the flight was only 1 hour.

(The next section about the flight is inspired by this video. Watch it first)

Halfway through the flight, the man next to Russell had fallen asleep. He was making a funny whistling noise through his nose everytime he breathed. We both found this hilarious and had to avoid laughing incase he heard us and woke up.
Every so often he would stop for a second, Russell and I would look at eachover, and then he would start again as we burst out into silent laughter, rocking in our seats.

Later on in the flight something better happened. After the man had woken up and stopped making the noise, Russell and I had nearly calmed down until from somewhere in the plane we heard a woman shout, "Will you stop touching your willy!!!" We both looked at eachover and sniggered, trying to not make a noise. We looked to see where it was coming from. We saw a mum telling her 4 year old son off. The son had the best response. He replied "Oh mummy, I love it!"
Russell and I sank in our seats, sniggering as quiet as we could, crying our eyes out at what just happened. When we had calmed down, Russell said "I'm using that as one of my jokes!"

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Finally the flight was over. We had got off the plane and out the airport. We took a taxi to our hotel and the lift up to our floor.
I opened our door to the most stunning room I had ever seen. There was a small living room with cream sofas in front of a glass coffee table which carried a vase of roses, a crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling and paintings on the wall.
There was a very modern bathroom with a beach theme and colour changing lights in the shower. "What would you need that for?" I asked. "Shower discos duh!" Russell said.
I went into the bedroom. It was beautiful! There was a large wardrobe with a mirror taking up the front of each door, a large, tall bed with lilac sheets, another chandelier and a big glass door. When I walked up to the door I saw that it lead to a balcony with a perfect view of the eiffel tower. I walked out on to it and looked at the view in awe. (Photo at the top)
"Russell Look!" Russell walked out onto the balcony next to me. "The view is perfect!"
Russell looked at me and said "I know a view even more perfect than that". I was smiling like an idiot before he carried on, "and that view is me". I turned to him with a blank face as he laughed at me. I playfully punched him in the stomach making him act like he was wounded. "You're such a twog"
"WHAT IS A TWOG"

We both laughed together before enjoying the rest of our first day in Paris.