Typical Dumb Wattpad Moments

The Three Drunks

We all know that one scene--whether bad boy-good girl, or werewolf--where the girl will be walking home by herself (at night) in the town's sketchy area, and all of a sudden, one, two, or three drunk men show up and take an interest in her.

They stalk her down the dark street and she takes notice, but for some reason she doesn't really pick up speed. If it was me, whether the guys noticed me or not, I'd be bolting. They're drunk! Who knows what they might do next?

Anyways, they take notice of her and start calling her names, making sure she knows they're right behind her.

As per usual, they corner her down and manage to trap her. The main girl in the story will pretty much just cry and make pathetic attempts at pushing and shoving when we ALL KNOW--always go for the balls!

Soon enough just as they're going to rape her, or maybe have already started, the main guy will somehow manage to get to her just in time. Even though we've been told he lives across the city and has NO way of knowing where she is. But don't worry everyone, his werewolf (or bad-boy) instincts were tingling.

Basically, the author wants us to think he's Superman. Especially as he starts throwing random punches (that we all of a sudden learn he has the ability to do) to scare the men off, who in most situations are big and scary. You would think they have a few moves of their own, but no. All they know is how to rape girls walking alone on a street at night.

Anyways, 3 vs 1 usually gives an advantage to the former, for obvious reasons, in real life. Duh.

Conclusion: ALWAYS GO FOR THE BALLS WHEN DRUNK PEOPLE TRY TO RAPE YOU!

Written by: Faith_Mog

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