Frustrated with the cliche's of Wattpad? Well, in this book we discuss and elaborate all the annoyingly repeated scenes and scenarios Wattpad has to offer! From classic bad boys to overprotective werewolves, we've got it. Enjoy!
This chapter will just be elaborating on what makes a bad boy and a good girl according to Wattpad. Let's get started shall we?
GOOD GIRL
-She has to have either vanilla or strawberry shampoo. Coconut? Mango? Don't be silly!
-Give her a day and she's already in love with the bad boy.
-Wayyyyy too happy, which makes it super annoying.
-Let's her friends drag her to parties even though she hates them.
-Messy buns are the only hairstyle she ever uses. Side braid, maybe? HOW DARE YOU!
-"I have a milky, creamy, chocolatey, honey-ey, goldeney, cappuccino-ey, whipped buttery-ey skin tone. You?"
"Uh, I'm black."
-She loves books, or at least claims to, though we don't actually ever see her reading one.
-Boy offers her food? HE JUST PROPOSED (no seriously, good girls go psycho over food).
-Homework comes first, yet her head is always filled with thoughts about the bad boy.
-She can't tell the difference between thinking and speaking aloud:
"I wonder what our babies would look like. I mean I know I'm supposed to hate him since he's bullied me since birth, but I've JUST realized how hot he is. I wonder if he has the same feelings for me as I do. Wait feelings? WHAT FEELINGS?! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! But dem eyelashes tho, so long and luscious, almost makes me want admit I love him, wait what STARBUCKS--!"
"Arianna, you do realize you just said that out loud, right?"
"Oh, OOPSIE!"
-She has no self-esteem and claims to be ugly as hell, though her friends might describe her as a Victoria's Secret model:
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Hideous, I know.
-Her posse consists of two "besties" who drag her along to parties and disappear every time bad boy Ryder shows up
-She's a virgin but is somehow a sex god in bed. Arianna's a porn star now.
-Her siblings should go rot in hell because they asked her to make them a peanut butter sandwich.
-She's homeless enough to live in a trash can, but owns Gucci and has a pink Ferrari.
-She triplebackflip-cartwheel-jump-split-handstand-vaults into the shower and through other entrances. Walking? SO last year!
-Wavy blonde hair with slight curls ONLY. Straight and black? *hisses* VAMPIRE!
-Falls asleep before she even hits the mattress.
-Her hand fits perfectly into bad boy Ryder's. Of course. Literally made for each other.
-Her cussing has no chill. Neither does her sarcasm:
