You're sitting on your crush's couch when all of a sudden, he comes out of the fridge holding a plate of chicken and mashed potatoes.
"You want some?" he asks.
Your jaw is hanging open and you stare at the plate dumbfounded.
"OF COURSE I DO! I FREAKING LOVE FOOD. GIMME."
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What just happened, you ask? I just wrote about the most basic Wattpad good girl interest. Food.
Why do our good girls love food so much? Yes, it is a necessary part of our life that we need to survive, but do we really have to fangirl over it? Beyoncé, I understand. Chicken burger sandwich? Not so much.
If I was the guy who had just offered the food, I'd have probably just kicked her out. The girl is psycho. It's a FOOD FETISH.
Is it cool to like food? Is it gonna be cool to like oxygen? Trust me, I do like oxygen, I love it. But do I freak out about it? NO.
Seriously, these girls act as if a guy offering food is basically the equivalent to proposing.
Written by: Faith_Mog
Editor's Note:
We all like food over here, but please don't like the freakin' dude because of it!
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