There's No Editing THIS Love! [COMPLETED]

35. Guess What?!

"C'mon! Hurry up! We need to get back soon before Max gets suspicious!"

"Okay, okay! This is a lot of silly string!"

"Why are we even getting this much?! Who's all in on it?"

"You, us, Em, Tim, James, Corey, Red, Barney, and Ross. Each person gets two cans so that totals to twenty cans."

"Twenty?!"

"Of course! Go big or go home, right? And we get to piss off Max in process so that's a plus!"

"Just c'mon guys!"

"We're coming! Adam, call Ross and tell him to get everyone in the kitchen! Make sure someone is watching Max!"

"Got it!"

"So how are we doing this, Alesa?"

"Once everybody's in the kitchen and Max is being distracted, we'll run in with the bags. Everyone gets their two cans and we'll all charge at Max, spraying him with all the string. Does that work?"

"Yeah! That's great!"

"Ross says they're ready. They're all in the kitchen. Jake is 'talking' to Max in the big area near mine and Barney's offices. It's clear to go inside now."

"Okay, well what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

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"Two cans for everyone!"

"Why so much?"

"We're going full out with this, Ross."

"Makes sense. You know how mad Max will get at first? We just randomly start spraying him with this stuff? I'm not prepared fort his wrath."

"It'll be fine. If need be, we can all tackle him. Well, except me, since I'm pregnant, ya know?"

"Excuses, excuses."

"You wanna be pregnant, Red?"

"No..."

"I thought so. Now, what should I tell him once he's sprayed?"

"Hmm... How about you walk up to him and whisper, 'I'm pregnant'. You like being straightforward, right? Well there you go. Once he acts all surprised and shit, tell him to look at the color of the string. He'll figure the rest out."

"That's... a nice plan, Em. Thanks."

"No problem."

"Let's dos this things!"

"C'mon, guys follow me. We have to be stealthy."

"Says Adam, the loudest person in the office."

"Shut up, Tim!"

"Guys! Stop! Follow (Y/N) instead!"

"Okay..."

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"Now!"

"What the fuck?! Stop it! What the hell is this shit?!"

"Max, I have something to tell you."

"What is it?! Why did you all spray me with this crap?!"

"Max, I'm pregnant."

"...W-What?"

"I have a fetus inside of my womb."

"Ew, don't say it like that."

"Look at the color of the string."

"What about it?"

"It's a boy, Max. The string is blue."

"W-We're having a baby? Seriously?"

"Yes."

"I'm guessing you told everyone already, since they're all in on this?"

"Yep. Surprise."

"Wow."

"Are you okay with this?"

"Are you kidding me? Of course, (Y/N)! I just wish you wouldn't have sprayed me with silly string."

"It was Alesa's idea."

"I don't care. I can't believe this! I'm gonna be a dad... Wow."

"Dad Max is officially in the house."

"Shut up, Adam!"

"I couldn't help it! Sorry not sorry."

"Let's go home and talk about this more, Max. C'mon."

"Alright. See you guys tomorrow."

"Bye! Congrats!"

(A.N. Sorry for the weird format of this chapter. It's all talking and no described actions. I hope you don't mind... I just wanted to try it out. I probably won't do it again. Thank you, CDbutter, for commenting A LOT on my book. As I was writing this chapter, I was listening to "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston and my phone kept buzzing 'cause you kept commenting! It's no problem, I'm just shocked. This chapter was short as well and for that, I'm sorry. AN IMPORTANT THING I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW IS THAT I WILL BE SKIPPING THE WHOLE PREGNANCY THING. IT'S NOT A FUN TIME SO I'M JUST GOING TO SKIP IT. Sorry for the inconvenience. Later!)