There's No Editing THIS Love! [COMPLETED]

Yet Again, Not A Chapter. You Can Skip This Too.

So fictionreader1111 tagged me in a challenge. It's the now famous Roast Yourself Challenge. I roast myself on the daily, so this should be no problem for me. But enough of that. Let's just get this done.

*coughs*

Let's start like this,
You're a crappy bitch.
You claim to be cool,
Yet you wanna die in a ditch.
Your stories suck ass,
Everyone lies to you.
They say it's all good,
But you know that's not true.
So just go back to your room,
And hide in your hole.
Stay there forever,
Play attention to your role.
You sarcastic mean girl,
Why are you always mad?
You need to control your temper,
And try not to be sad.
Many people you love,
Say you only hate.
Convincing doesn't work,
So you have to sit there and wait.
You're always on the phone,
Doing some kind of binge.
That could possibly be why,
You make your family cringe.
You're such a fucking bully,
Always knocking people down.
Karma will get you, though,
And maybe make you drown.
Let's not forget,
About that mop of curly hair.
It never even looks decent,
And you should probably really care.
It's shocking how you have friends,
Especially so many.
People usually think,
You're Spongebob and his penny.
You're such a funny person,
Thinking you can achieve shit.
The only reason you survive,
Is because of your strong wit.
Whenever you manage a good day,
You still never grin.
Your frown is permanent,
'Cause you let your emotions win.
Remember that keyboard you got?
Yeah it was on that special night.
Your birthday is when it was,
The same day you were born white.
You're a mix of many races,
But people don't even know.
You're such a huge mutt,
And that really really blows.
I can see you're getting angry,
What with this whole roast.
Maybe I should stop,
Or I could continue to boast?

*sighs*

Well that was this. To those who read this, I actually did kinda make myself angry... ಠ_ಠ Anyways, this roast was actually bad considering how much better I usually do. But all well. Now onto the next chapter!