Sparkler Snapshots

XXI | The Feast of Eed-ool-Fither

"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, peace, and success."
– The Fresh Quotes

Dates:
June 25th and 26th, 2017
September 1st to 5th, 2017

Occasion:
Hari Raya Aidilfitri
Hari Raya Puasa
Eid al-Fitr

Observed By: Muslims

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XXI | The Feast of Eed-ool-Fither

"Hey, how's my favourite pen pal?"

"Um, you know we're not exactly pen pals if we're talking on the phone without the use of a pen, right?"

"Okay then, no need to get all literal on me. How's it going?"

"It's going good."

"..."

"..."

"So, just good? Not spectacular? Marvellous? Fantastical? Wonderful? Good, just good?"

"No, Justin, I'm astoundingly, bewilderingly, stupendously, prodigiously, flabbergastedly good."

"I was totally on board with that until you said 'flabbergastedly'."

"Can you call me back later? I'm busy."

"Oh come on, you always have time for your favourite pen pal!"

"You're not my pen pal."

"Yeah, buddy, I am! Aren't we just such good chums?"

"Chum? That sounds so gross, like Spongebob Squarepants meets biology."

"That's not the point!"

"I would probably stick a geometry pun somewhere here, but I don't have time."

"Come on, everybody has time for geometry puns!"

"...Oh, fine. I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?"

"Are you hitting on me with a math joke?"

"I'm not hitting on you! You're not my type."

"Hey, rude! You've never even seen me before! For all you know, I could be the man of your dreams."

"So, in my dreams, there's a cookie-hoarding, cartoon-obsessed, enthusiastic bouncy ball?"

"Spot on, you learn pretty quick."

"Justin, I'm busy. Leeeeeeeeeave."

"Fine, I'm leeeeeeeeeeeaving."

"..."

"..."

"Hang up."

"No, you hang up!"

"You hang up, you insolent bouncy ball!"

"Why're you busy?"