5SOS Preferences

Questions

Calum-

"Can we keep him?"

Calum looked at his daughter and wife before looking at the small ball of fluff sitting in his living room. He sighed and tried to look away, but then he caught the pleading look of both his girls. He smiled. "Fine."

"I know for a fact that this was not a hard answer." (Y/N) commented. "You knew you were going to say yes. You did the same thing the last two times."

"Yes, but, the first two were for you and me. This one belongs Della. I had to think if she was old enough to take care of a puppy."

"She's thirteen." (Y/N) put her hands on her hips.

Calum just smiled beforegrabbing a leash and taking his dog for a walk.

Ashton-

"Where are we going?"

Ashton looked in his rearview mirror and looked at his daughter. "It's a surprise, Court. But, if you want to guess, you can ask me yes or no questions."

She continued staring outside of the window trying to recognize her surroundings. "Are we going on an airplane?"

"Yes, but where?" Ashton smiled.

He chuckled as her face lit up. "Are we going to go surprise mommy?"

Ashton nodded. "Yes. She's been having a rough week, so I thought we could go cheer her up. That okay?"

"Yes!" Courtney started dancing a little. "I'm so excited!"

"I am too, Court. I am too."

Luke-

"Where do babies come from?"

You started coughing on your drink as your five year old looked curiously at Luke. "Yeah, Luke. Where do babies come from?" You put your hand on your swollen belly.

Luke cleared his throat. "Well, Seth, you see." Luke looked to you for help. You just shrugged. "You know how Grandma gets around you? She is all extra mushy and focuses on you?"

Seth nodded.

"Luke, where are you going with this?" You asked confused.

"You'll see," Luke told you before turning back to Seth. "Mommy gets that way sometimes, but with other people's babies. It's called baby fever."

Seth gasped. "Is it bad?"

"Well, no. It just means that Mommy wants another baby. So, at night, Mommy goes to the store and buys baby seeds." You facepalmed. "Then she plants the baby seed in a little pot and waits for it to start growing. Once it is giving fruit, she eats it, and soon enough, there's a baby in her belly."

Seth looked at you confused. "Mommy, did you do that with me?"

You nodded. "Yup, but I have to go to a special mommies only store to find it." You smiled. "Why don't you run along and go play?"

Seth kissed your belly before running off. You smacked Luke upside the head. "Baby seeds? Really?"

"How else did you want me to explain it?" Luke rubbed his head. "He'll figure it out when he's older anyway."

You sighed. "Now I want baby seeds. Go get some please?" You smiled and batted your eyelashes.

Luke sighed. "Really?"

"Yes, and while you're out, I really want tacos. Bye. Love you!"

Michael-

"What are your thoughts on kids?"

Michael looked at you confused. "What?"

"Yeah," you shuffled from one foot to the other. "Like, did you ever want to have kids? Do you even like kids? We never talked about this and I was just wondering."

"You're pregnant aren't you?" Michael smiled at you.

You scoffed. "What?"

"Well, if you were pregnant, I would be thrilled as fuck because I do want kids, I think you would make a fantastic mother and that I would be an awesome dad. I would be fully prepared to get whatever you needed and help get a room ready for the little one." Michael shrugged. "Ya know, hypothetically."

You smiled. "Mike?"

Michael smiled. "How long?"

"A few weeks."

"Come here." Michael opened his arms. You happily curled up next to him. He rested a hand on your stomach. "We are going to be fantastic parents and the boys are going to be thrilled. They kept bugging me about when we would give them a nephew."

"This could be a girl." You pointed out.

"I would be happy with either." Michael kissed your forehead.

Okay, so I know that Luke's was a bit strange, but there was reasoning behind it.

So, I'm Mormon. A very bad one but a Mormon nonetheless. And one of my Mormon friends had someone come up to them and ask 'How do Mormons have kids?' Or something along the lines. And my friend just said, 'Well, first we have to go get these special seeds and plant them. Then we water them and when they start budding, we pick seven or eight of them and put them in the oven at 450 and bake them for a couple hours. How do you think we have so many?'

I'm not joking. But so I thought it would be a funny one.

QOTD: What is the dumbest question someone has ever asked you?

I think one of the dumbest questions I have been asked, only because I don't really have a life, is 'What are you reading?' When they can clearly see the book cover.

Anyway, this is number 3, so I'm gonna take a small break. I will either be back later tonight or tomorrow.

Much love

~M