phan oneshots

in between (fluff)

inspired by Therapy Droid by phanbleu

summary: Dan is sent a robot they built for his company, only to realize that it has a name, and its got feelings too.

"Hello, I am your official on-the-go information source and companion."

Dan blinked, staring at the robot that looked exactly like a regular human. It was smiling at him, voice autotuned as it spoke. Dan chuckled awkwardly, itching the back of his neck.

"Hi, um, do you have a name?"

"I am Phil Lester, your official-"

"Yeah I got that," Dan cut him off, staring at his company's work. "This is crazy."

"Actually, sir, you are not crazy- you are the reason I am talking to you!"

"Well, my workers were the one that created you, you were simply my idea."

"Scanning human," Phil, the robot, spoke. Dan froze, beginning to question when Phil's eyes began glowing as they ran up and down Dan's body before going back to its blue color. "Scan complete. Daniel James Howell, Gemini. Blood type: B Positive. Age: twenty-three. Career: Technology Headquarters Owner. Sexual orientation: bisexual-"

"Woah, how did you get my preference from scanning?"

"I did not get that from scanning, I can see those magazines over there and-" Phil began. Dan spun around and quickly hid his racy magazines away, blushing. "I am sorry if I have made you uncomfortable- I sense embarrassment. Should I leave the room?"

"No, it's fine," Dan exhaled.

"Do you need a hug, Daniel Howell?"

"No, I'm fi-"

Without warning the robot took a step, then another, then slid its arms around Dan's shoulders. Dan tensed, surprised at how soft this robot was for a piece of metal.

"I believe this is the part where you hug me back, correct me if I am wrong."

Dan held in a laugh, obliging and hugging Phil. "I'm pansexual, by the way."

Phil pulled away, blinking those big blue eyes at Dan. "Could you define that, so I can put it into my dictionary?"

"It's when somebody can like a boy, or girl, or someone right in between."

Phil's body made an odd noise as he shut his eyes, beeping, then opened his eyes. "It is now in my dictionary. So, you are a pansexual?"

"Yes, Phil."

"You love those in between as well?" Phil questioned. Dan smiled down at his feet, nodding. "Even those like me?"

Dan looked up at Phil, a crooked grin finding its way onto his lips.

"Even those like you."

And Dan swore, that somehow, he saw Phil blush.

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