I dont know what this is.

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God these chapters are short.

Sorry not sorry.

I hate it when people say sorry not sorry.

Don't you dare ask why I said it then.

I know I know I'm weird let's not make a big deal out of the fact that I'm so socially awkward I can't ask for help.

Because you see when I talk to somebody that I don't know that well. My penguin side comes out.

I say the weirdest things!

Why am I sharing this with you? You don't want to know!

Ok ok back to the book.

NEARLY 1000 READS OMG IM SO GRATEFUL! SO CLOSE TO 1k I love you all.

IG - @meandthetommo

The directioner inside just oozes out😂

Idk

My twitter ISN'T the same, but you don't want to follow me on twitter anyway, I just spam people that don't know I exist, except Ollie Marland, because well he's a friend😏 yup.....yup.

I tweeted Overload 100+ times to follow me.....NOTHING. There not even that big at the moment.

I tweeted The Vamps once and I got followed. I just got lucky that one time.

Ok this was going to be a chapter but I'm just ranting so let's make it like..... NOBODY WANTS TO READ THIS ASH SO SHUT UP YOU LOONEYTOON!

Oh yeah Ash is me.

Jokes I'm batman really.

I have a phobia of spiders...... And feet.

Oh shudup and leave me alone.

No I'm sorry I love you really.

Feel free to ask me any questions about anything like my new book, my life, random facts about me and one direction.

I'm so sorry for putting you all through this randomness that has appeared today, just don't stop reading please because I love you!

And you know you love me too.

*winks*

Cue Justin Bieber

"You know you love me...."

ASH SHUSH NOW!

Oh fine!

READ ON

AND VOTE PLEASE

DONT DELETE THIS

COMMENT

NO ONE EVER COMMENTS *crys*

I LOVE YOU

- ASH!💕 xx

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