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I'm reading this book called Attachments and honestly
I love it
The plot/writing style? of this oneshot is based off of the book and well uh,
the book is way better, It won't waste your time!
Unlike this oneshot but yeah ♥️
I'M NOT TRYING TO STEAL THE IDEA OF THE BOOK, CREDIT GOES TO RAINBOW ROWELL
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To: Patrick Martin Stump

From: Peter Wentz

              Are you awake or did this wake you? Sorry to bother but, I have some questions for you to answer. You know, since you love answering all my 'lame' and 'stupid' questions

         I'm awake now, thanks you idiot. I was having a peaceful sleep as well. And yes, what is it? Normally, your lame and stupid questions only get sent in the morning. It's midnight. Why the fuck are you awake?

                I'm awake because I am forced to be awake. Joe and I had a bet.

          When and why?

                We don't know, either. Now for the question/s
Don't you ever get tired of doing the same thing everyday? Having to wake up, eat, shower and possibly go out and do some things? Don't you just..ever stop and think about why we all do this? Why is it so necessary for us to do the same things everyday?

          Well, wasn't expecting it to be THAT serious. Well, to put it in a simple way, my opinion on your question would be:
"Because, it's what we are forced to do. Our bodies were made to do these things on a specific time. Everyday. I don't know why it has to happen every single day, no one knows."

I wasn't expecting your answer to be that simple.

        Then, what were you expecting?

I don't know, something with about 100+ words? Your style of answering are always like that. I never understood why but...I gotten used to it is what you could say.

           Get some sleep, Wentz. I'll give you the way more complicated answer the next day. After my (hopefully) wonderful sleep. No more disturbing, alright?

                    Okay, goodnight pat-pat.
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From: Patrick Martin Stump

To: Peter Wentz

           Hey, wake up. Today's a new day.
I know you're not looking forward to living another day but, like I promised, we're going to watch a movie today. Just to get your ass off your bed.

Am I really that lazy? Wow, alright. Can we go eat first? I wasn't expecting you to send me this so early.

         Aw, boo hoo, you woke up way too early. Aw, such pity. It's not like you woke me up in the middle of the night while I had my peaceful sleep.

Hey shut up, it was an important question!
Admit it, it was a very interesting question. I think of the most interesting things ever. One day, you'll admit how much of a genius I truly am!

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