Fairy Tail: Black Blood [Book 2/2]

When Mom Makes You and Your Brother Hug!!!:D(SPOILERS)

 (SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAV NO CAUGHT UP TO DA MANGA!)

     It's been a while since I've written a troll chapter so, welcome to Fairy Tail Black Blood's first Troll Chapter! YAY! NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, WELCOME TO DA CHAPTA!

(How I predict Natsu and Zeref brother bonding time will turn out)

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     Zeref: I HAVE FINALLY STOLEN FAIRY HEART! NOW I AM INVINCIBLE! COME AT ME, FAIRY FAGGOTS ):D

     Natsu: UR GONNA DIE, YA NERD! FIRE DRAGON'S-

(DAZZLE)(A WILD MOMMA DRAGNEEL APPEARS!)

     Mom: Hello my boys! <3

     Natsu & Zeref: WTH!?

     Fairy Tail & S12: WHO DAFUQ IS SHE!? 0-0

     Zeref: Mom... You died four hundred years ago... How are you here?

     Mom: MAGIC! (Dazzle) ... Wait, you two are bloody, and so is everyone else...- (Demon mama mode activated)

     Zeref: O shiii-

     Mom: DON'T FINISH THAT THOUGHT! I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU TWO BALLOONS BETTER THAN THIS! ZEREF DRAGNEEL, YOU ARE NOT TO START A WAR! NATSU DRAGNEEL, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE FOR DEFYING THE LAWS OF NATURE, YOUNG MAN! WHAT DO YOU TWO HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?!! ):U

     Zeref: (cringes) Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhh.......

     Natsu: Uuuuuhhh.... Sorry?

     Zeref: Natsu, you little bitch, you screwed us all.

     Mom: ZEREF DRAGNEEL! (BITCH SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! HEADSHOT!) DON'T TALK TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER WITH THAT LANGUAGE! NATSU DRAGNEEL, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YO MAMA AND I DESERVE MORE RESPECT! (Another bitch slap across the face. DOUBLE KILL!) I WILL NOT TOLERATE WATCHING YOU CHICKENS FIGHT! YOU ARE TO HUG RIGHT NOW AND APOLOGIZE! GO ON YOU LIL' FUCKERS! (Slaps them silly)

     Zeref: I'M SORRY MOMMY~ (Cries anime tears)

     Natsu: I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

     Mom: HUG!

     Natsu & Zeref: (Hugs)

     Mom: There! Now my work here is done! Oh and Zeref, for being such a bad boy I'll be taking this (takes Fairy Heart). Bye! You two better behave!

     Zeref: Waaaah! My powa~!!! DX

     Natsu: Nothing scares me anymore, not even Erza... D':

(POOF! She gone now :D)

     Fairy Tail: What the hell just happened?

     S12: (Speechless while Eileen nods in the background with Erza right besides her)

     Eileen: I like her ):D

     Erza: She should've stayed longer to give me classes on how to make people behave better-

     Fairy Tail: NOOOOOOOO. NO YOU DON'T.

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(A/N): I had cramps while making this chapter, like "this-is-fucking-unbearable" cramps all in my chest and abdomen. While I was rereading this to make sure I had no spelling mistakes, ahem, not to toot my own horn but my stomach feels like someone plunged a knife into my gut now. Yeah. Anyways stay tuned for the next chapter!