"Mikey, we need to talk," Gerard said as he sat down at the kitchen table. Frank was there, too.
Mikey looked behind him uncertainly, meeting Pete's gaze.
"Oh, Pete too," Frank added.
Pete raised his eyebrows at Mikey, but they both sat hesitantly down across from Frank and Gerard.
This was weird.
Gerard and Frank looked at each other before Gerard fixed Mikey and Pete with a stern look whilst lacing his hands together on the tabletop.
"So...." Gee started. "You two just got together, at least that's what I heard from Mikey."
Mikey groaned and tipped his head back in annoyance. "Gee, please," he whined. "Don't start this...."
"You're gonna want some advice," Frank stated.
Pete rolled his eyes. "Mhmmm. Sure. Totally."
"Anyways, that's what we're here for," Gerard said.
"Gee, please, we don't need it. It's fine," Mikey grumbled, crossing his arms and sinking down in his chair.
"First of all, communication," Gerard said, unfazed by the lack of interest evident on both Pete and Mikey's faces.
"Communication is key," Frank nodded.
"Obviously." Mikey muttered.
"Honesty is a big one, too," Frank said. "Seriously, if you lie or just aren't truthful, it causes big fucking problems."
Mikey sighed. "No shit, Sherlock."
"Along with the communication thing," Frank continued. "You should be able to talk about conflicts. Don't just ignore the other person or ignore the problem."
Pete and Mikey shared a look. It was a bit along the lines of Will they shut up, we know this.
After some time, and a few reasons later, Gerard's expression turned extremely somber, whilst Frank was obviously trying to hide a grin.
"And, last but not least..." Gerard began seriously, leaning forward and lowering his voice. ".....Use protection." On the last word, he broke out into a sly grin and leaned back.
Mikey groaned and hid his face in his hands as he yelled, "GERARD SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Even Pete groaned. "Geraaaaard...."
"That's it, I'm just..." Mikey slammed his hands on the table before standing up, pushing his chair back. "C'mon, Pete, let's go."
Gerard and Frank watched them go, both having smirks on their faces. Once they were out of the room, Frank yelled after them, "DON'T FORGET TO USE PROTECTION~!!!!"
"SHUT. IT. FRANK!" Came the muffled reply.
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lmao wtf was this
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The Gay Band Book
Short StoryGay band oneshots, what more can I say? This book is two years old, at the first few oneshots. Hopefully my writing got better, ahaha. Anyways, ships I wrote: -Ryden -Petekey -Peterick (not much) -Frerard -Jalex (not much, they're mentioned like onc...
