Poke~ [Joshler]

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Tyler was staring at Josh as he slept. Not in a creepy way, he was just trying to decide if he should wake him up. He decided to attempt to wake him up.

"Psst...Josshhh..." Tyler whispered. It didn't work.  Josh was too heavy a sleeper. "Jossshhh..."

Still nothing.

"Pokeeee," he said as he poked Josh in the shoulder. Kinda harshly.

Alright, still nothing. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

"JOSH! THE POTHOLES AREN'T BEING FILLED! JOSH! THEY'RE USING MY TAXES INCORRECTLY! JOSH!!! YOU NEED TO HELP ME DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT! JOSH! WAKE UP!" Tyler screamed.

Josh shot up from his sleeping position on the couch. "WHAT?! DO I NEED TO GET MY TRICYCLE??!"

Tyler giggled and patted Josh's shoulder. "No. It's okay Joshy. I just wanted you awake~"

"Oh," Josh said simply. "Well, alright."



tHIS WAS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS BUT THEN I ENDED UP THINKING ABOUT THAT TWEET WITH THE "JOSH. JOSH WAKE UP, THE POTHOLES AREN'T BEING FILLED JOSH. JOSH. WAKE UP."
soooo....


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