Corisk V.S. Snowdrake! Pun Battle Number 1.

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There will still be a chapter tommorrow!

"Ok Snowdrake!"  Cory yelled at the monster, "Frisk and I challenge you to a PUN BATTLE!!

(Epic music starts to play)

Snowdrake stood there cracking its wings, getting ready for the battle.

"Ok Snowdrake, there's Norway you're going to beat us, and if you do We'll have to Frisk you down to make sure you're not cheating!  If you are we'd have to restart which would be such a spain in our side!"

(LET THE CRINGING COMMENSE!!)

SnowDrake let loose a few puns of his own.

"Look kid you're way out of your league.  SNOWbody has ever beated me in a Pun-off.  My puns are so cold they'll freeze your lips.  You think you're good at puns?  Well you're SNOWverrated.  ICY what you were going for there, but kid, school isnt canceled.  Go back to class."  Snowdrake dropped the mic leaving Cory and Frisk chilled to the bone.

"Cory, I dont snow what to do!"  Frisk said.

"Frisk that was just bad."

"Sorry I was just trying to break the ice!"

"Hey Snowdrake,"  Frisk says, "what do Eskimos do when they have a sore back?  They Eskimoan!"

(Somehow the terrible puns fill you with determination, making you continue to read against your will)

Cory grinned at Frisk.  "All HAIL Frisk, the queen to totally cool puns!"

SnowDrake just shook their head in dissapointment.

"You guys are just saying puns to eachother, leaving me Iceolated!  But I'm catching your drift, making me feel so chilled listening to your puns.
If you think you can catch me off guard, think again chill-dren!
You'll beat me when hail freezes over!"  Snowdrake drops the mic...again.

Cory was shocked at the waves of puns and just colden't handle it.

"Bro, that wasnt very cool."

So that was the first pun battle!  I hope it was as cringy as you ever wanted! 

Now I'm going to go ERB on you.

Who won?  Who's next?  You decide!

<Fobby Blay Out!!!>

Word Count:329

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