So long, no see. This is long overdue. Sorry for pushing this aside to long, I intend to give you the best pun jokes possible!(Is it possible to have good puns?)
See ya at the end!
Cory stood at the entrance to the hallway, not surprised to see Sans standing there with a hat on that said,
"Getting my summer tan!" I silently face palmed.
"So Cory, ready to be judged?" I was having a really difficult time taking him seriously with that hat on.
"Can you at least take that off?" I said pointing at the hat.
"Snow way I'm doing that." He said ss his eye sockets emptied.
"Come on Sans, I've already had a pun battle about winter with Snowdrake, can we please do it about something else? If we did there would be an extra SPRING in my step." Sans chuckled and cracked his nuckles.
"Ok, Cory, lets get crackin, but I warn you, if I win, it would be the FALL of you legacy as a punteller."
"Don't worry about me," I said laughing, "this battle will be your downfall!"
"Not hoppining." He said laughing just as hard.
To kick it off Sans started to start is attack and I knew I couldn't let him have the lead and coolfidance off the bat.
"Freeze right there Sans!" I yelled making him stop midbreath, "Icy what you're trying to do, going first so I'll be falling behind! Snow way I'm letting that happen."
"Ok, Cory. But If I let you heat up, then I'll wet my plants in fright!"
Cory couldn't help but laugh at that one.
"Sans, please, just leaf the room. That one was pretty good but you might as well call yourself timber, cause you're going down." This time Cory cracked his nuckles and prepped himself for his performance.
"Before every battle, I snowsly examine all my opponuts, and by your attitude I can tell that you, Sans, are a FALL out boys fan! Maybe even a Timberton kind of guy."
Sans's face went from a smile to absolute horror.
"Take that back! I hate Tim Burton!"
"Come at me beach!" I yelled daring Sans to battle me any further.
"That's it kid. My judgements over, I'm leafing."
Awww. So the return of the pun battles was pretty great and cringy wasn't it? You should fully expect more because I'm determined (Wink Wink) That I'm Never Letting these battles Go! (Wink Wink Wink Wink) I'm not going to have a schedule for these but expect different topics then seasons.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter/Battle and I hope you all have a spring in your step throught the rest of the day!
Word Count:435
Pun Count:Too many (23)
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Never Letting Go (#Corisk)
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