Never Letting Go (#Corisk)

1,000 subscriber Pun battle (Sans vs Toriel)

Let there be another pun battle!

There wont be any chapter updates because there is going to be a marathon during the weekend, so sorry to be that guy. :P

And please tell me who you want next!

Sans listened through the door, waiting for his friend to show up.

"You there?"  He asked.

"I am now, I didnt want to worry you."

"Thats ok."  Sans chuckled to himself, "As long as you brough some good puns with you!"  He could almost hear the other monsters smile.

"Oh you bet I do!  But some of them might be a little, unBEARable!"  Sans laughed, he loved puns and they loved him back.

"I prefer my puns a little smoother, that was a little to Grizzly for me, but I gotta paw it to you, it wasn't so bad."

"Hehe.  That was a good one!"(I love complimenting my terrible puns)

"Ready for another?"

"Always!"

"Ok, did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?  Its ok, he's all right now."  Sans could hear the woman on the other side laughing,

"Ok, that was good but now it's my turn!  And get ready for some goat puns!"  The woman on the other side took a deep breath getting ready.

"I'm having a pretty baaaaad day today, I just goat some things on my mind.  I cant make up my mind on my favorite songs, so listen to the lyrics."

"Ok, I'm ready."

"Here's the first one.  'I'm so fancy, you already goat!' And the second one, 'I goat one less problem without you!'"  Sans smacked his face with his hand.  Oh, ok.  I didnt think we'd be going on THAT level!

"Ok, that wasn't very humorous and to be honest it got under my skin.  But if you need help with your puns I can always give you a bone.  But right now I'm running a femur, because your puns are making me sick!"  Sans heard the woman on the other side crack her knuckles in preparation.

"If you could teach me that would be great!  I prefer rib-ticking and pretty hip puns, so you might not have the guts to tell me any.  I've heard a few good hip puns in my life, they have the TENDONcy to make me laugh!"  The woman on the other side went silent.  She was out of puns, but Sans still had a real doozy of one left.

"Well, I gotta go,"  Sans said getting up "there's some humans that I goata meat."

"Ok."  The woman said with a hint of a smile in her voice.

"But before I leave I want to tell you what I look like."

"Ok!  We really havent said much about that!"  She was playing right into it.

"People say I look a lot like Pelvis Presley."

*drops mic*

(Hows that for another pun battle?)

So I know we're a lot past 1,000 reads now but I never really got around to doing anything about it, so to makr up for the lateness I will have a 3 to 4 chapter maraton on the weekend!  Cant tell you how thankful I am!

I hope you enjoyed that Godawful chapter and from the bottom, the top, and the middle of my heart, I hope you have a great day!