Daughter: Hey mom, I got detention today.
Mom: WHAT!? How?
Daughter: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "There is an idiot at the end of the ruler."
Mom: okay...
Daughter: And I asked "which end?"
Mom: That's my daughter.
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
