Daughter: Dad, can you try to get my keys in the car.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I locked my keys in the car. But hurry! The window is down and someone might rob me!!
Dad: The window is down. Why don't you get it.
Daughter: Because I locked my car! Didn't you see my last replies!
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DiversosRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
