Boy: *calls 911* Hello!
Man: What do you need help on, sir?
Boy: Help! Two girls are fighting over me!
Man: And how is that a problem?
Boy: The ugly one is winning!
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
