Best Friend: You were so drunk.
Girl: I was not. Prove it then.
Best friend: You stuffed my cat into a pillow and sang "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!
Girl:...
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RandomRandom text messages with errors or jokes. This will also contain jokes and funny conversations. Maybe some roasts too. ☢Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｏｎ☢ Highest Rank: #21
